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The 41st Day Syndrome

Same As It Ever Was

What is Your Net Worth?

Tim Donahue - Artist - 2006

Will The Real Emerging Church Stand Up?- 2006

Without A Doubt (?) - 2006

Intelligent (?) Questions - 2006

Go Figure??? - 2006

Sharing The Questions - 2006

The Kingdom of Heaven Is Now! - 2006

Caleb's Promise - For Father's Day - 2006

The Next Wave - 2006

Meant For More!!! - 2006

Overcoming Playboy Spirituality - 2006

Poverty USA - 2006

Winds of Change - 2006

Beyond Passion - 2006

Adopt A School - 2006

What Can I Do? 2007

Ivan's Song - 2006

Living on the Blank White Pages - 2006

Paying To Follow Christ - 2006

My Time on Minnie Street - 2006

A Prayer For The Village - 2006

Carp Christianity - 2006

Take Nothing For The Journey - Part II - 2006

Ministry On The Other Side - 2006

Permission For Ignition - 2006

The Post-Man Cometh - 2006

Just Do It...Different...Better! - 2006

UnSafe InSame - 2006

Take Nothing For The Journey - Part II - 2006

Take Nothing For The Journey - Part 1 - 2006

March 2007 Book Review: A Time for Compassion

Engaging Youth Culture - 2006

A Pocketful of Mumbles - 2006

The Sky Is Falling

Insights From an Almost Atheist -2007

2006 Review of Religious Literature

Tough Love: Letting Go and Letting God

I Am What’s Wrong With The Church-2007

Get Out With It in 2007

From Dialogue To Action - 2007

Joseph’s Dream - 2007

Hope For Living The Love in 2007

I Will Follow

The Ordinary Jesus

My Valuable Time

Illusion

T'was The Weeks Before Christmas

Inspiration

September 2006 Book Review - 2006

July 2006 Book Review

August 2006 Book Review

He Was Calling My Name

Best Books - 2006

The Best of the Emerging Church-2006

The Testing of Love

Counting Character

The PDL - Stress Test

All Taken Care Of

Frustration To Cessation

October 2007 Book Review

Interview - Beyond Megachurch Myths - Author Dr. Scott Thumma

Editorial for October 2007 by Robby McAlpine

Why Love? - By Jim Palmer

Entangled and Entwined

An Interview With Brian McLaren - Everything Must Change

Interview - Jim Palmer's Wide Open Spaces

Wide Open Spaces - by Jim Palmer

Charis-Missional Evangelism - By Brother Maynard

April 1, 2008 Theme

Re-Weaving Your Net

August 1, 2008 Theme

The Emergent Church --- Clergy-Laity Divide

March 2007 Book Review: Be the Change: Your Guide to Freeing Slaves and Changing the World

Everything Must Change by Brian McLaren

Chrysalis:From Post Charismatic to Charismissional

Homecoming by Anne Goodrich

Dec. 1, 2008 INTERFAITH Issue - With Eboo Patel & Becca Hartman

How Wide Does Love Go? By Sam Davidson

Rechristening Christian

November 2007 Book Review - The 'C'Bomb

Prophetic Ministry - Reimagined Missionally

Why Charismissional?

Lost Love and Christian Effects by Mark Harris

No One Special - The Hidden Power of an Ordinary Life

If Jesus Walked Our Streets

The Faith To Confront Unprecedented Economic Times

You're Not Alone

April 2008 Book Review: A Christianity Worth Believing by Doug Pagitt

Sincerity

Freedom is a Dancer

April 2008 Book Review: Chasing Francis - A Pilgrim's Tale

A Society Without A Jester Is A Society In Trouble by Phyllis Tickle

Editorial: Eviction Notice

The Warrior by Erin Word

The Shack: Gender-Bending God the Father {an interview with William P. 'Paul' Young}

An Interview With Becky Garrison

CD Review: True to Life by Norm Strauss

Design in the Dance

Vertigonomics

Feeling Love, Loved, In Love, and Loving 24/7 by Gary Vacca

An Introduction From Eboo Patel & Becca Hartman

My Resignation

Desperate Housewives Go To Church

Pagan Christianity: A Video Spoof Review

Questioning the Unquestioned Answers

Embrace The Mess: Why Youth Must Lead Now

The Jesus Principle: Small is Beautiful

The Immipartheid Poem

A Missional View of Healing and Deliverance

The Lord is My Shepherd

Look Into The Mirror

Church

Coram deo by Richard Oats

April 2008: MORE Book Reviews

Two Faiths - One Friendship

Holy Humor - Becky Garrison's Recommended Websites

Get Ready - by Dena Brehm

Your Heart Is All I Need

Econversation - Counting The Cost

Jesus Versus the System

February 2008 Book Review: The New Christians - Dispatches From The Emergent Frontier

Mr. Nobody - A Song by Todd Baio

How to Become a Legend by Doing Nothing Special - An Interview With Pastor Ken Lloyd

Dances With Geese

Today's Theologians Rock With The Oldies by Becky Garrison

Immillusion - A Poem

Yahweh and Grace by Lisa DeLay

A Parable: Sometimes I Make Myself Sick

Kulaca Koyu

Call From The Wizard of Oz by James Lee

First Ever Emerging Amish Church by Mark VanSteenwyk

The Mother Heart of God

Clear the Bench - Doable Evangelism for the Ordinary Christian

The Quilting of Faith

Pentecostals-Emergent-Anabaptists and Icons

8 Rabbits Go To Church

In their Own Words

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Being Christ As Community: A Missional Model

It Must Be True

The Naked Gospel by Andrew Farley

Moscow at Sunrise

Backyard Faith - Finding Adventure in Everyday Life

Lamb of God or Cagefighter by Nadia Bolz-Weber

Unpacking Love Part 1: The Politics of Love by Erin Word

We are ALL Daniels

Walking Home From School Today

With Teeth: Nine Inch Nails

God is God

Bo's Cafe

Call From The Wizard of Oz

Diligence to Detail

On Happiness

Insights From Rabbitdumb

Wet Skunk by Cathleen Falsani

Embracing the Ordinary - How I Stopped Chasing The Wind

Unpacking Love Part 2: Agapeology by Erin Word

Live In The Tension

Don't Have To Be Perfect

Featured book review -hot-flat-and-crowded-by-thomas-l-friedman

Hell and the Levees

Free To Be Me

Artist Spotlight: Aaron Strumpel

Alice In RabbitLand

Everything is Upside-Down

Miracle Without Miracle by Peter Rollins

The Love Power of Jesus

Echonomics

Faith as Heritage - Faith as Recognition

FiveD by Anne Goodrich

The Joy of Alignment

Memoir of a Misfit: Finding My Place in the Family of God by Marcia Ford

Freedom With A Price

Real Man or GCM?

Creating Jesus In Our Own Image

September 2007 Book Reviews

Friendship Training Wheels by Doug Pagitt

Jesus Freak by Sara Miles

Dignity in Digital Discourse - An Atheist's Perspective - by Matt Casper

Do I Really Know God Aright?

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BUY IT IF YOU DON’T WANT TO

Econverision

Dude! Get Your Own Damn Blog! by Cheryl Ensom

March 2008 Book Review: Pagan Christianity - Exploring The Roots of Our Church Practices - by Frank Viola and George Barna

Dove - A Song by Aaron Strumpel

Points of Greatest Potential by Robert Darden

Swim Against The Tide

Confessions of a Bad Christian

O-O-O by Paul Heppleston

Inside The Bubble

Churched - One Kid's Journey Toward God Despite a Holy Mess by Matthew Paul Turner

Religion Through Love's Eyes

The Story of Sadhu Sundar Singh: The Saint of India by Cyril J. Davey

Freedom Dances

The Problem is It's Working - by David Kinnaman

Does Does Biblical Worldview Emerge? A Look Ahead - by Samir Selmanovic

It's Not Personal - Why I Refuse To Accept A Personal Savior

Perichoresis

Rags To Riches

The Mythical Good Christian is Just a Piece of Topiary. And who wants to be that?

A Harey Encounter

I Couldn't Let You Go Through This Alone

If The Cow is Coddled Properly

Questions-Questions-Questions by Ron Cole

Sunday Mornings

Just Whose Kingdom Are We Building?

Criticism or Critique by Jim Henderson

The Challenge to Change

Rebirth

Housekeeping

Clarity

Love God and Do What You Want

Blank

Stuck and Pinched

An Interview With Brian McLaren by Bill Dahl

Faith Conversations-mapping a better way ahead by Ron Cole

Music Review: Acceptable - By Tina Marie Williams

Book Review - Fight Like A Girl: The Power of Being A Woman by Lisa Bevere

Book Review: The Lost Apostle: Search for the Truth About Junia

Poetry: I am Not the Perfect Mother

Poetry: Awake Woman by Kelly Hall

The Feminine Side of God by Julie Clawson

Women Christian Leaders: The Wisest Wager by Helen Mildenhall

Faith Which Is Within Me by Erin Word

Cartoon Contemplation

The Center of My Worth by Cynthia Clack

Interview With Pastor Rose Swetman

Stolen Identity by Crystal Neill

The Stained Glass Ceiling by Kathy Escobar

Round Peg In A Square Hole: by Rhonda Mitchell

The Mirror by Sonja Andrews

Exceptions to the Role by Maria Smith

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Carp Christianity - 2006
Carp Christianity
by Steve Sjogren

Steve Sjogren is the author of over a dozen books, about half of which have become best-sellers both in the US and internationally. His most recent book has just been released, Outflow... a simple guide for living the outward focused lifestyle - not a stop and start program. You can check out his numerous sites / blogs / consistent articles by putting his name into Google... The church he and his team are launching is CoastlandTampa(.com).

For the better part of the past decade I have spent most of my time traveling the Church of the US getting an education whose worth is beyond measure. I have seen, mostly, the way to not “do” Church. And in so observing, putting a reverse mirror upon all of those observations, it has become super apparent, the way Jesus has in mind to move from Point A to Point B and so on, or at least some aspects of what he has in mind for this time in history.

The good news is... the adjustments that Jesus is looking to make in the status quo aren’t beyond the reach of what people in the Church world have in their hearts to do and to be about. It pretty much boils down to this:

If we (the royal “we”) can get past our human fear of change and step out to embrace change with enthusiasm… we can jump on board with what God has in mind see billions of lives impacted for good.

(Not millions but billions… to quote Dr. Evil, my favorite bald headed villain … with my little finger stroking my lower teeth, billions of people on Planet Earth. God thinks both on a global and an individual scale! NOTE: If you are familiar with my writings, I have made the point for many years about the necessity of looking for the next single person God places in our path – that he usually does things in small ways through us, but it is imperative that we not lose track of the other side of the coin – that God is doing a larger thing at the same time – he is touching the world on a large scale basis and large is not our enemy!)

A few years ago I released my first book, entitled Conspiracy of Kindness, a great title or a horrible one depending on your perspective. I still get emails on a regular basis from covert militia groups who don’t bother to read the Amazon description of the book and assume I am giving instructions on how to build pipe bombs! In that book, like Uncle Bill Dahl, I too pick up on the metaphor of the porpoise and the shark, but I add an in between step - the carp. I make the statement, and still hold to that perspective, that most so-called “Christians” (to call oneself a “little Christ” is a pretty audacious claim) today are most accurately “Carp Christians.” That is, they are not activists – they are not stepping out to change life around them. Rather, like carp fish, they sit on the bottom of their dwelling (“bottom feeders” in fact) and watch the world go by. It’s really a horrible existence for a lot of reasons.

Carp know the truth about life, death and the scriptures - as the ditty goes, “Only one life, twill soon be past, only what’s done for Christ will last...” yet they have no idea how to engage in making a difference. Carp are beings who are filled with information, but are bankrupt when it comes to the application of what they know to be true.

I have spoken on this many times since writing about it a while back. In the middle of many a weekend gathering laughing at the humorous picture of a carp sitting on the bottom of a pond or river eating moss - it is rather funny to think about... at that moment I usually drop the bomb: “You know, I wonder if this place could more accurately be renamed, ‘Carp Community Church.’ I don’t mean to be rude, but as Joan Rivers says, “Can we talk?” ALWAYS the place where I am speaking goes from yucking it up to dead silence. That is the sound of conviction.

Are you open to making remarkable, outward focused change?
Are you open to loving the city you are in - all of them - no matter what they look like, believer or who know what ...?

It all starts by each of us living out the super simple stuff that Jesus did each day. It really is not complicated in the least. It works like this: We do the things Jesus did and we fairly quickly see around us what happened around Jesus - for better and for the worse! (The fans and the critics…)

  • We love the next person God places across our path in a practical way.
  • We show respect to the person who is unlike us we run into in an hour.
  • We practice generosity in a huge way with those around us habitually…with zero worries about being taken advantage of. Jesus was taken advantage of every single day of his life – that is the entry price for getting into this Jesus-like life.

That includes the lady at the Taco Bell window you will run into in 15 minutes. Instead of driving through and not even looking up - ask her if she’s having a good day. Then completely blow her mind – tip her a buck or two. Watch her break out in tears. Maybe give her a card with a number she can call for to talk to someone for more of a connection.

Gracie Allen, wife of comedian George Burns was a profound, simple comedian. She was far funnier than him. She could not pronounce any “R” sounds. Her famous line bears repeating often: “It’s weary vewy simple...”

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